Shit dick

When a person has had anal sex and has remnants of fecal matter on their penis.
Gay people and straight people get shit dick.

Person one( so she let me in her back door and when i was done there was shit all on my dick

Person two( damn u got shit dick

by lil kendrick January 25, 2015

shitting dicks

an extremely bad situation.

I'm going to be shitting dicks at school tomorrow.

by i really have to take a showa December 6, 2010

Shit-Dick

A dick that has recently bin in a mans anal passage and not been cleaned...

Lloyd Cremer has a shit-dick from Chris Co.

by Domulas and mathias June 6, 2003

Shit Dick

When your dick smells like dirty shit.

Ray Olinger has a shit dick.

by Cody & Austin March 26, 2009

shit dick

A Gay Man...............

*(self explanitory)* you know a dick in an ass, with shit in it...

by shit dick May 13, 2005

shit dick

someone who loves anal sex with men or woemen but mostly someone like ricky derbaghosian

he will try at all cost to stick it in your pooper

Have you seen shit dick?
Naa he's probly off poundin some ass.

by Cman93 January 4, 2010

shit dick

verb, shit dicking, shit dicked

1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.

2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.

1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.

2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.

by bikeboy3d2 November 14, 2010