John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007

[Alfred Shitcock]

When you're engaging in anal intercourse. And the person taking it all of a sudden shits on your cock.

OMFG! Did you just give me an Alfred Shitcock?

Or:
Oh Gee Wizz, i heard your tummy rumble and your ass muscles tighten, but i didn't think you were going to Alfred Shitcock me.

Or:
You are totally the master of suspence. I was waiting for you to give me an alfred shitcock. But i didn't think it would be this soon.

by Hitchcock fan 83 January 13, 2009

shitcoms

It's like a sitcom, but it's a comedy about shit. Sitcoms are comedies about classical situations, loved by people around the world. Shitcoms are meaningless and reak with mendacity.

Dude 1: I hate shitcoms.
Dude 2: You mean like cavemen, carpoolers, and alf?
Dude 1: Yea, they were flops.
Dude 2: The best sitcoms were Friends and How I Met Your Mother. Why can't the networks make more sitcoms like Friends?
Dude 1: TV networks are total bitchass.
Dude 2: Perhaps, they are stoned.

by Sitcom May 29, 2009

shitcow

An extremely large person that resembles a cow but is really a piece of shit.

Goddamn, look at that shitcow.

by Solish December 8, 2004

shishower

The act of taking a shit before taking a shower. Usually done in the morning before starting your day. Makes you feel like a boss.

You: Yo what you doing man? Wanna go get some food?

Me: Yeah fosho, but I just woke up so Imma take a shishower first. I'll link up with you there.

by KaNeWa October 21, 2012

shishoshi

A religion of great, divine chads with massive shlongs that worship women. They have no filter at all, saying whatever is in their mind, but they do not tolerate any type of serious disrespect to other religions, races, or ethnicities. It is led by the great APOSTLE, Chef Cuisinier Pepito, followed by his PREACHERS, The Master of the Right Hand Antisho, The Monk of Punani Knuckle, The Cum Viper El Padrino, and PRIESTS, PASTAMAN Laxus, Foreskin Snatcher El Kisa, The Chinese Communist Zawdul. shishoshi partners with BOYZGANG of the great God Jason D. led by The Master of the Right.

shishoshi is eternal

by cinquainA1 April 28, 2022

SHISHCOOMBAAAAAA

to make love in a very active state of motion.

Me and pornboy were SHISHCOOMBAAAAAAING on my couch and it felt so right.

by jaime[[porngirl]] December 14, 2008