aka a floater, boat or lincolin log poop
you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
you can easily form these by:
1 before pooping cover the toilet water with toilet paper. enough so it can withstain a gaint load.
2 then POOP POOP and POOP some more.
3 DO NOT FLUSH! thats the important part.
This makes it so the log you just left will poke out of the toilet and stink like shit
by Phill De Conick May 13, 2005
Get the top shelfmug. Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.
Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"
Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"
Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"
by Mark Rave July 2, 2004
Get the top shelfmug. by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008
Get the Top Shelf Bootymug. Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.
by tj24hours September 12, 2014
Get the Top shelf dudemug. When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019
Get the Reaching for top shelfmug. This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.
by Royd September 28, 2008
Get the Crohn's Top Shelf mug. when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex
friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
friend 2: no way whatd you do
friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010
Get the backdoor top shelfmug.