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top shelf

A term used by a dodgy notherner who likes staring at the 'top-shelf' in newsagents............I bet he likes the little kiddys watching him do it too!
Ooooo one does enjoy this top-shelf material, where are the kiddies?
by ColdRock June 30, 2004
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top shelf

Words used by chain bars such as "Chevy's" to add $3.00 more to what essentially a slurpee with a touch of tequila.
Waitress: "Make it a top shelf blue agave colored salt margarita?"

Customer: "Sure, it's only $9.50"
by Mark Rave July 2, 2004
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Top Shelf Booty

A woman that would be hard to sleep with.
A woman that would require a good deal of effort to date.
Tom: That woman is gorgeous.
Bill: Yeah she is Top Shelf Booty.
by DarkKnight36 September 28, 2008
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Top shelf dude

Standup chap! A cut above the rest! Extra fancy with the ladies! A superb father. Dear friend to many. Acts with selflessness. Stunningly handsome with a scruff or clean shaven. Genuine. Walks on the wild side.
"You are a one of a kind tried and true top shelf dude." ~Bill P.
by tj24hours September 12, 2014
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Reaching for top shelf

When a person is performing cunnilingus and simultaneously reaches for the recipient's breasts.

Specifically, this definition is relevant if the recipient is a tall female because the person performing cunnilingus is un-able to reach for the goodies, the 'cookie jar' if you like. The hand gestures reflect this internal struggle.
Bro: "What happened when you took Roxy home last night man?"

Bro 2: "I was eating the kitty and reaching for top shelf bro but she was fucking tall my G! I could barely reach!"
by CookieJarBoi69 August 30, 2019
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Crohn's Top Shelf

This consists of a top shelf (defecating in the water tank of a toilet) performed by someone who is suffering from the symptoms of Crohn's Disease. This condition is marked by peristent loose and watery stools which may include blood. This causes a particularly unpleasant and messy surprise for the next person to flush.
Dude last week me and Eric and Damon were at a bar in Halifax and the fucktard bouncer tried to kick those two out 'cause the three of us were asking girls for blumpkins. Luckily they missed me and I went to the can to give 'em a Crohn's Top Shelf for their trouble. My Crohn's was particularly bad that day so I left them a bloody diarhea stew in the tank.
by Royd September 28, 2008
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backdoor top shelf

when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex
friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick

friend 2: no way whatd you do

friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho
by bonerwars99 April 26, 2010
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