Shed

A) A outside storage room (generally made of wood)
B) To remove.
C) A complete cunt.

Shed is thrity now and he is still being a real cunt.

by Mikejuba July 22, 2009

Load Shedding

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky

e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again

by local south african fact spekr November 17, 2021

She Shed

A private room where a woman can relax, be alone and do whatever she pleases. Similar to a Man Cave.

My wife has turned the guest room into her own private She Shed. Its complete with angels, butterflies, incense, books, and flat screen TV. I am forbidden to enter!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 22, 2017

Bread in the Shed

A rather severe yeast infection.

Chap one: "I say, that lady over there is quite attractive. I think I shall endeavour to insert my penis in her!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. For I was there last week, and she has some serious Bread in the Shed!"

by Gaz Edmunds October 02, 2006

head shed

In military terms another name for Command or Control Center.

Be sure and run it past the head shed for approval before implementing.

by fusebiter June 07, 2012

Jam shed

Euphemism for a period, being on the blob

“Did you bang that bird you pulled last night?” “Nah mate, she was in the Jam shed so I just got a blozza and gave her a cream tea”

by Dirk shufflebum February 07, 2020

Shed

being hell bent on destroying the garden with use of vicious sub buildings, which are obviously uncontrollable and evil (raised by satan). Also the meaning of a well ordered and formed excretion

Vinnie: What are you Doing?
TriB: Im shedding on youre garden got a problem?
Vinnie: No :( not really. Please be quiet

by TriBull September 07, 2007