giga shamu

A person whose immense body mass dictates they have their own post code(zip code)

I was down at the beach one day and this giga shamu came along and blocked out the sun

by The Hairy One November 23, 2004

Dirty Shamus

When you stick your fingers in your partner's asshole and wiggle them until they're coated in shit, then pull them out and shove them in your ears.

I like to end my week with a Dirty Shamus.

by OK Dilligaf June 4, 2021

Shamus O'Shamus O'Shamus O'Leary

The Generic name for someone from Ireland or of Irish Origin. Probably plays Rugby/Gaelic Football/Hurling.

Person 1: Hey is that Shamus O'Shamus O'Shamus O'Leary?
Person 2: No.

by Neverak October 23, 2011

Shamusing

To go to parties and steal cellphones in particular.

That dude was just shamusing the party.

by Iphonezaresick November 28, 2017

Shamus

The yassified version of shea

Shea butter looks like he’s gone full shamus at the edm show

by Sinterclaus November 2, 2023

Shamu

A very large turd that is the size of Shamu the whale.

I called the Department of Defense as I launched a shamu into the Potomac!

by Kraski July 28, 2022

Skinny Shamu

Skinny Shamus are woman who are pround to be what they are and never let anyone get them down. They're fierce and loyal and will back you up on any mater. Skinny Shamus are very happy people who dont usualy snap at people. There is one precaution when dealing with Skinny Shamus, when they feel that their food is under attack of potential stealing or danger of sharring they will lash out. Skinny Shamus can usually be found in the company of Free Willies.

Jason:"I really like Kelsey and everything but she goes crazy when you touch her food"
Brittany:"Sounds like you have a Skinny Shamu on your hands."

by hucu101 January 12, 2011