Shamaned

The state of mind one gets after smoking an incredibly large amount of marijuana, whether in bong, joint, or bowl form.
Usually, it is a very cerebral and intense high, making one do things they normally would not do when sober.

"Fuck, man! I am so shamaaannneeeddddddd"

"Dude I got so shamaned last night, I started a World of Warcraft account for my sister"

"I pissed all over myself after I got home from the Lord of the Rings marathon last night, man... I was so shamaned"

by chumbucket21 February 4, 2012

Shaman

Aboriginal witch

The shaman resurrected mac Miller from the dead, and now he is alive because his dead body was kept safe by the proper rituals.

by Nîke June 23, 2021

Penis Shaman

A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.

Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!

by greydotcom March 25, 2024

Shaman

In the southern hemisphere. The Latino version of a witch/wizard.

Bish, past year, I've met this guy who works as a part-time Shaman. We went for a spiritual retirement and gave him some Rakia and we took Ayahuasca. Dude, we were so lifted that we started talking to the cats.

by kurkuma June 13, 2020

Shaman

From the southern hemisphere. Known as the Latino version of a witch/wizard.

Dude, so I've met this part-time shaman at a book store and invited him a Rakia. A year later we went to an ayahuasca retreat. Bish I was totally uplifted and I swear to you, I've spoke in cat language.

by kurkuma June 13, 2020

Fratboy Shaman

An arrogant, douchey concert-goer usually in a pack, that's sole purpose of attending an event is to consume as many drugs as possible in an attempt to surpass everyone else who are just enjoying the otherwise meaningless hole in the wall club and non named local riddim DJ. Usually Fans of Bassnectar, Excision, Disco Biscuits and to a lesser extent Dead and Co with Johnny Salami, Space Jesus.

Hey, Check out the "Fratboy Shaman" over there! Haha buddy just ate 3 tabs of fluff, a half of a yellow Ikea and smoked a $30 of crack , what is he trying to become a wizard?

by LotDaddy June 14, 2018

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025