serving face

Posing for a photo, usually with an intense, non-amused look on the face. Similar to the "smize."

Damn, Becky looks good in that Instagram pic. She serving face!

by harley11823 December 16, 2016

self-serving

Working to benefit one's self at a time when one should be working to benefit others.

See job security, legislator, lawyer, and conflict of interest.

by Downstrike May 22, 2004

serving pies

A pie is a kilogram of cocaine.

'Where your ass was at, dog, when I was serving pies?' -Future, Where Ya At (2015)

by Yung Dagger Duck June 18, 2017

Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

Nerd Served

Being out nerded by any other nerd of a higher caliber. Very popular with computer programmers discussing their first computers and who's game is cooler, magic the gathering or dungeons and dragons.

Nerd Served
Nerd 1: I started programing on a sinclair zx80 the first week they where released.
Nerd 2: So what I was programming on the altair 8800 when you where still wearing diapers.

Bystander: You just got nerd-served!

by TooBusyTalkingToGirls March 17, 2010

serving cunt

when you are at the highest level of cuntiness and flop. when your pussy holds so much power that the earth shakes

person 1: “omg your outfit is literally serving cunt so hard”
person 2: “omg stop”
person 1: “no seriously i just felt an earthquake”
person 2: “omg that’s so camp”

by jiafeicupcakke June 15, 2023

serving raisons

The wonderful act of cold taking its toll and erecting the female nipple to the extent in which it is fully visible through the shirt.

A females cold nipples.

A very hard set up nipples.

"Yo did you see that chick? Yea she was serving raisons!"

by John Scan... July 21, 2006