by Sniper115 July 15, 2021
Get the Hauling ass like a sears catalog.mug. He is the type of guy that’s a master of every craft. On a scale of 1-10 you’d find him breaking the scale every single time (he is just too good).
He is a polymath who is academically inclined, philosophical, poetic, romantic, emotionally intelligent, immensely disciplined and principled & on the other hand, he is an assassin of a martial artist; being a master of 8 martial arts, and fluent in 5 languages—yet he has the softest heart you have ever encountered.
If you had the honor of being noticed by him for even an instant, you’ve won the biggest lottery & if he has spoken to you, then you have hit the jackpot.
He is a polymath who is academically inclined, philosophical, poetic, romantic, emotionally intelligent, immensely disciplined and principled & on the other hand, he is an assassin of a martial artist; being a master of 8 martial arts, and fluent in 5 languages—yet he has the softest heart you have ever encountered.
If you had the honor of being noticed by him for even an instant, you’ve won the biggest lottery & if he has spoken to you, then you have hit the jackpot.
Girl 1: Hey did Sear ask you out?
Girl 2: No! But he said if he found me virtuous he would consider courting me… what a rare man 🫦
Girl 2: No! But he said if he found me virtuous he would consider courting me… what a rare man 🫦
by Marie-Anne December 30, 2022
Get the Searmug. A company that Eddie Lambert is trying to buy, probably for illegitimate reasons, out of bankruptcy.
by 4E5V6A7n 4yvc8896o87u755t976u6 January 10, 2019
Get the Searsmug. by Sjfjv January 21, 2018
Get the russell searsmug. by Yipyapx June 26, 2021
Get the George Searmug. 
