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self sealer

when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit

Haley: oh really?

Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!

Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
by golddustskies September 25, 2013
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Seaera

The Real and true definition of "Seaera" is when you type "Sierra" in the search box.
Ex. That person who wrote that obviously hates a "seaera".
by TACOPACO July 19, 2012
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seater

A seater refers to a pillion ride on the seat of a bicycle. Also known as a 'backie'.
Boy one: "Awww go on, gimme a seater my bike's got a flat tyre!"

Boy two: "Ummm... Nah. To be honest, i've never really liked you all that much."

Boy two cycles away.
by Eradeziel July 28, 2008
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Sager

Usually A last name for a good looking, Bad ass, old school romantic, Tattoo bearing male. A real ladies man. Get on his bad side and you will get your ass kicked. He gets with beautiful women and will kick your ass and steal your girlfriend if shes hot!
"Dude don't fuck with sager or he will kick your ass and steal your fine ass woman!"
by Dustin Sager March 14, 2009
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Seagro

A resident of Seattle. Used often by those who think "Seattle-ite" is too many syllables and cacaphonous.
1. As a greeting to a group: 'Sup Seagros.
2. Meeting your neighbour: Yo my Seagro.
by Moke Crunker May 15, 2005
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stager sheet sleep method

A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.
by Action Steve May 28, 2006
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Sager Bombs

A Sager Bomb is a dangerous alcoholic beverage made up of three shots of cheap vodka, one serving of Cherry NyQuil, and some fruit punch flavored rock star energy drink. Other variations include original flavored NyQuil with blue full throttle. Sager bombs are named after the famous side line reporter Craig Sager for his collection of colorful and "fresh" suits.
Ben: "Dude did Aaron really do five sager bombs last night?"
Andy: "Yeah man he's still passed out outside on the picnic table."
by Bro Sweetz June 27, 2009
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