when one takes a shit and the poo is so perfect it does not need a single wipe of toilet paper. This means that your buttocks has securely sealed itself without aid of toilet paper to wipe the excrement.
Dave: wow, I just did the most amazing shit
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
Haley: oh really?
Dave: yes, it was a self sealer too!!
Haley: I'm proud of you, dave. This is what dreams are made of.
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Boy one: "Awww go on, gimme a seater my bike's got a flat tyre!"
Boy two: "Ummm... Nah. To be honest, i've never really liked you all that much."
Boy two cycles away.
Boy two: "Ummm... Nah. To be honest, i've never really liked you all that much."
Boy two cycles away.
by Eradeziel July 28, 2008
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by Dustin Sager March 14, 2009
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by Moke Crunker May 15, 2005
Get the Seagro mug.A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.
the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.
comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.
comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier
The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night.
by Action Steve May 28, 2006
Get the stager sheet sleep method mug.A Sager Bomb is a dangerous alcoholic beverage made up of three shots of cheap vodka, one serving of Cherry NyQuil, and some fruit punch flavored rock star energy drink. Other variations include original flavored NyQuil with blue full throttle. Sager bombs are named after the famous side line reporter Craig Sager for his collection of colorful and "fresh" suits.
Ben: "Dude did Aaron really do five sager bombs last night?"
Andy: "Yeah man he's still passed out outside on the picnic table."
Andy: "Yeah man he's still passed out outside on the picnic table."
by Bro Sweetz June 27, 2009
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