Schache

Schache is often a good bloke who is an absolute legend. Someone who has a sizeable schnoz that other good bloke envy.

Usually up for a doodle touch.

Hey Schache! Show us ya party trick! Put the glow stick in ya banjo hole!

by Schnoz Enthusiast August 3, 2020

Schachi

swear word very common in Austria meaning fat, (man with a beard), ugly, beer-drinking piece of shit, somebody with a big belly standard Austrian,

Person A: DUDE! Wanna have a beer?
Person B: Dude? (You serious its 8 am in the morning.) You're such a schachi

by Stonewaiter April 2, 2021

jacop schacht

metrosexual, douche bag, man-whore,cock smoker, who pisses people off, treats women like scum, who deserves nothing less then an ass hwhumpin (pronounced huh,whupin)

i may believe in the rule of thumb, but at least im not jacop schacht.

by concerned citizens of Minneapolis January 11, 2008

Schabusiness

"Giving someone the Schabusiness" means to chop off their head and penis and leave it in a black bucket in their mom's basement, after placing their legs in the crock pot you keep in your car".

When Jim found out that Tony was married to a girl, he went mad and gave him the schabusiness. Police have not been able to recover Tony's legs since Jim keeps his car doors locked and parked in a garage. Tony's mom went insane after her gruesome discovery and currently resides at the Stony Brook Institution for the Mentally Ill/Retirement Community.

by MySonIsAlsoNamedBort February 15, 2023

Scatagories

2nd base in christian baseball.

DUDE I GOT TO SCATAGORIES WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!

by Dr.Cripple August 1, 2009

Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy

The way you can say "Same Shit: Different Day" to family, friends, boss, co-workers, priests, cops, Oprah Winfrey, Sarah Palin etc and sound highly literate.

It even has the same acronym (SSDD).

Scholar 1: "How goes the research into Shakespeare's use of Jungian allegory in his tragedies?"

Scholar 2: "Scatalogically Similar: Diurnal Discrepancy."

Scholar 3: "Ah yes, indeed." (Cluemeter reading zero)

by Uncle Des September 4, 2010

schach attack

the act of one friend singing a song or even talking about it, that it gets implanted in to your head for the rest of the day.

person one: "just a small town girl livin in a lonely world..."
person two: oh great now thats going to be stuck in my head all day!
person one: you just got a schach attack!!
person three: oh snap

by sofreshh June 11, 2009