Dark Schneider

a dirty, used condom; usually resulting from hours of homo-sexual intercourse.

"Dude what the fuck, what did I tell you about leaving those fucking dark schneider's on my bed?!"

by Jerimiah_was_a_bullfrog November 12, 2003

Dan Schneider

A disgraced TV producer and Creator of Love Action Prime Time Nickelodeon Teen Coming of Age TV Sitcoms who a child abusing molester and The Biggest Douche In the Universe!

Two Friends watching Head of The Class
Friend One: Who's that fat kid?
Friend 2: Dennis Blunden
Friend 1: Who plays him?!
Friend 2: Dan Schneider.
Friend 1: As in bad tempered pervert "the Biggest Douche in The Universe" Dan Schneider
Friend 2: Yep
Both: What a Douche!!

by LordWeathermort January 20, 2023

Bailey Schneider

take a shit on a wind shield of a car and wait for it to slide all the way down

Damn I took the fattest Bailey Schneider on that Audi over there!

by Mr Poop Head November 11, 2013

schneider weisse

a beverage containing a blended banana, cum from a sperm donor called ethan, urine from maccies toilets in 0161 manny on the map and a drop of fairy liquid.

when you pop to conti beer garden with the lads and fancy a bananay bev so you order a schneider weisse

by beaniebum June 12, 2020

Bill Schneider

A player, of sorts, who specializes in getting with the girlfriend of one of his homies

"Damn Stekel, Rachel was fuckin AMAZINGGG"
"Dude! Your such a Bill Schneider"

by Bill Schneider July 7, 2008

megan schneider

Megan Schneider is a caring person who loves their family and friends most of all. Her best friends are funny and sweet, just like her. A lot of Megan Schneider's have crushed on a Dylan or a Cole. Megan Schneider's are sexy and they love to make people laugh.

Megan Schneider is my best friend.

by Someonelovesyou24 October 27, 2017

schneider's island

A fictitious island where the boy who doesn't say much, (but when he does it means something) sends people he no longer finds amusing

(1)Let me tell you about my business partner larry...

(2) If the rookie doesn't do the late slips, I'll put him on Schneider's Island

by The Rookie November 3, 2003