Tenor Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone (Shiny curve boi) - The best instrument that exists and ever will exist. Just low enough to get those fat rich notes and just high enough to grab the audience's attention for a sick solo.

Tenor Saxophonist - The super cool person that plays the best instrument ever and is super chill about it even when adoring fans flock them and ask to touch their instrument. Social and a bit competitive, but not egotistical, unlike other saxophonists COUGH ALTOS COUGH

All saxophonists are prone to play jazz songs and random licks at rehearsal. It's our nature. Don't blame us.

Person 1: Did you hear that amazing tenor saxophone solo???

Person 2: I KNOW, so SMOOTH!!!

Alto Sax Player: I don't know what you guys are talking about.

by platypusvibes February 27, 2023

Smelly Saxophone

When a woman is giving man a blow job and then the man farts while she is sucking his dick.

Him: Keep on blowing my dick and I'm gonna give you a smelly saxophone.

Her: *glob glob glob*

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 21, 2021

Anglo saxophone

A best artist you will ever see in your flipping life

It’s the myth the legend, it’s Anglo saxophone

by The Smarty farty 420 January 25, 2022

Salisbury saxophone

Smoking apparatus for crystal substances

Pass me the Salisbury saxophone you pig I want to get on the level to

by Meth pipe June 16, 2021

Saxophone Player

Saxophone Players. Probably attractive. Usually attractive. Always attractive. Really good with blowing. Also romantic and feels the need to always play the hit song Careless Whisper.

Person: Hey have you heard the new saxophone player? She's really good.

Person 2: yea she is always playing careless whisper. The fourth time today.

by lung disease June 26, 2023

Jacksueys Saxophone

When jack and Bruno play saxophone in the music room alone. They like to call it saxophone practice

Hey bruno saxophone practice at Jacksueys house? Yes Jacksueys saxophone is great!

by Jacksueylolsi December 16, 2021