Sausagize

To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.

I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!

I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.

by meagano4887 September 14, 2013

Sausage

Meat-based food consisting of either ground meat, pork, or beef along with salt or other condiments.

''Hey i really want to eat sausage rn''
''Nice, you want a hotdog?''

by 1517_ May 14, 2021

Sausage

its a fucking sausage why would you want to know the definition
but since you asked:

A dead cow pulverized into little bits and then shoved into a cellulose skin, blasted with heat and eaten

That Sausage was really good!

by usertail March 7, 2020

Sausage

A big and beefy person.

Dan is such a Sausage.

by Mr. Phillips March 21, 2005

sausage

A large winkie.

"You supply the sausage, I'll supply the buns." - M Barrymore

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Sausage

An extremely overweight person wearing extremely tight clothing resulting in the the bulges of fatness to burst out like a cooked sausage.

That sausage is fresh off the grill. (a sausage that just turned 18)

by jAiPuR June 6, 2010

Sausage

Surfing urbandictionary.com, you wondered if you could search up some vaguely sexual term and see if it would show up. Now you're here. Great job! You wasted 30 seconds of your time. It's 2 A.M. Go get some sleep.

Bob ate a sausage. It would have been better with mustard.

by NotGareth May 28, 2018