sardine dick

When your dick is soft and hard at the same time. Usually after sexual intercourse. Also could be known as "sard" for short.

When I went for round 2, I had to pipe my girl with my awkward flaccid "sardine dick."

by Deffscriber June 12, 2016

Sardined Honkey Tonk

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.

Dat dem dair is a sardined honkey tonk.

by FoxyFly January 7, 2018

Heavy sardines

The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"

Used in very stressful situations

"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"

"Nah bro its heavy sardines"

by BigKieth June 7, 2021

sardine choker

A derogatory term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent.

You're pretty smart for a sardine choker.

by GH123456 March 2, 2011

Sardine Can

An overcrowded bus during the Coronavirus pandemic.

"Man, there's way too many passengers on this mo-fo! When we reach the next stop, I'm getting off this fucking sardine can."

by CBinion91 November 22, 2020

Sardining

The act of two or more men inserting their penises into a jar or tin like sardines.

Homie 1: Hey bro I got a sick new jar we should try some Sardining.

Homie 2: Idk man I went to Kyle's last night and he had little this jar so my ding-a-ling is sore as hell.

Homie 1: Get Kyle over here then and we can three man it.

by Zgod9 December 27, 2023

Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her

Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness

by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018