When a person takes a dump in a metal filing cabinet at an office only to be found by a lucky individual.
I went to the filing cabinet to pull the TPS reports and found a chocolate sardine!
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a very tiny penis, implying it's thin as well as short.
overheard in a ladies' loo :

Woman 1 : Did you sleep with Pete ?
Woman 2 : Yes. You too?
Woman 1 : Yep. Like a sardine in an aquarium, isn't he ?
by SRW July 13, 2005
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Something very important that comes up on thursday afternoon so you can miss work on Friday and go to Sevilla and eat sardines instead.
Alvaro will not be in the office today he had a sardine emergency
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a pussy thats hairy and smells really bad like a can of old rotten spoiled smelly sardines
yo man....I love to eat hairy sardines

my girlfriend has hairy sardines

my boyfriend told me that he likes hairy sardines
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A self-mocking quip in answer to a questioning of the quality of your home when in compare to those at the annual Parade of Homes venue. Also demonstrative of the will and resistance to refrain from burning down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.

A phrase derived from the winning entry of the "Parade of Homes for the Down and Out." This is a custom built street person abode. The eclectic Hobo's answer to 'splendid living' and keeping up with 'Hobo Jones' affluent.

A mocking quip directed to you and your kind in gesture as to what you can afford in public housing. Addendum: Such directed quip would also convince one to burn down a row of garishly displayed high-fallutin' mansions.
Said one Hermit Crab to the other: Hey Gatsby, I see your Livable Sardine Can won this year's first prize in the Parade of Homes on Cannery Row contest!

My entry into this years Parade of Homes is The Livable Sardine Can.
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The act of a group of men getting naked and jumping onto their unsuspecting friend while he sleeps and then having a picture taken while their naked bodies are piled on top of him. The phrase "no homo" is yelled out first and then the group descends upon the awakened victim.

Typically done to a groom on his bachelor party by the rest of the guys at the bachelor party.

Very popular in and around the Emma Lake, Saskatchewan area.
Denny: "Nate sleeps so soundly."

Sean: "Yup, he is dead to the world"

Adam :"Get the camera. Mexican Sardine Can time!"
by Marisol Molina-Smith July 12, 2011
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