Sloppy Sardine

A lady in a friend group that’s kind of a les hoe, just looking for a fresh lick.

OMG SAVANAH IS BEING A SLOPPY SARDINE COVER YA COOTS.

by Heatlheatl October 6, 2025

Sardine Can

An overcrowded bus during the Coronavirus pandemic.

"Man, there's way too many passengers on this mo-fo! When we reach the next stop, I'm getting off this fucking sardine can."

by CBinion91 November 22, 2020

Sardine Time

A male-male-female group soaking session. Can involve more dudes, but only one woman. In this arrangement, the guys are "packed in like a bunch of sardines" and often shake each other so that none of them have to sin against alien Jesus. A controversial approach to sexuality amd purity requirements within the church. Common criticisms include it being a legalistic perversion of Joseph Smith's revelation, thats it's really gay, and that it has the potential to leave a whole generation of female saints "wallerred out". As one elder commented, "Steve, just imagine if the guys were black."

I just love sardine time with Joseph and Hezekiah. When they jiggle me, I really feel the spirit. Becky is a good woman, a fine conduit. Do you think we could wedge someone else in there? For the faith?

by Thedacious Jones October 26, 2025

Sauce the sardines

1. To share gossip.

Synonyms: spread rumors, spread gossip, circulate rumors, spill tea, spread stories, tittle-tattle, tattle, talk, whisper, tête à tête, tell tales, stories, muckrake, tidbit

Past tense: Sauced the sardines

"I watched Marsha and Abby in the corner sauce the sardines in private."

“You told me you had sardines to sauce, what is it?”

by Becutestaymute July 31, 2019

Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.

I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one

by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023

sardine choker

A derogatory term used to describe someone of Norwegian descent.

You're pretty smart for a sardine choker.

by GH123456 March 2, 2011

Sardine Can

When you peal back her panties and juice starts to drip between her lips and gives you a whiff of a rancid fish smell that makes you gag but proceed to eat it while pinching your nose!

Hey Bob, “How was Marilyn last night?” Man she was a kipper snack in a sardine can, tasted like anchovies!

by Big “E” March 29, 2025