A central Texas city which is basically Mexico. City is basically divided by the Mexicans and White people. Usually the most areas of the city are majority Mexican. While the FAR north east is the home of the crackers. Most Mexicans in the city have a hatred or disliking towards whites seeing them as privileged or Scum of the earth. But the whites see the Mexicans as mindless immigrants. Overall it’s a nice city but with some political and racial conflict within it. Please note if you visit the city and you are white expect to be called “gringo”
Mexican person 1: Fuck Off Gringo not everyone is as privileged as you!
White person 2: Shut the fuck up you are probably an illegal alien taking jobs from Americans.
“San Antonio is a big city with big problems.”
White person 2: Shut the fuck up you are probably an illegal alien taking jobs from Americans.
“San Antonio is a big city with big problems.”
by Beammeupmother233 November 27, 2022

A sexual act in which a beer bottle is put base first into a woman’s vagina deep enough that the spout of the bottle sticks out, and her partner deepthroats the spout to chug the beer.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Variations include a lime slice in the woman’s asshole for after the beer has been chugged.
Man 1: I heard John got the San Antonio Special from Jackie last night!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
Man 2: Aw sick, I didn’t know he could deepthroat the bottle that far!
by SATXBro April 9, 2024

"Ted is such a fuckin San Antonio Spurge. Too bad he can't go back to San Antonio."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."
"Tony Parker is the best San Antonio Spurge."
by Moore Head June 12, 2018

by Duke of NY September 12, 2019

by buttfart22 April 19, 2023

The roads In San Antonio are so crazy and weaving that they resemble a pasta bowl hence the San Antonio pasta bowl.
by RPGthegreat February 23, 2019

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.
by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017
