robese

a man (or boy) who is fat or over weight

that guy is robese, lets run before he eats us

by Mike Hunt January 5, 2003

pajama robe

Pajama robes are the uniform worn by practitioners of martial arts.

Man, I love how loose these pajama robes are!

by HouseSanity March 15, 2019

Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016

robe goer

One who leaves any type of function and goes immediately to their robe.

Well, I didn’t accomplish as much as I’d like but at least I wasn’t a complete robe goer!

AH

by SmashyLiz March 18, 2021

Robe

(1) a very beautiful person (2)the last descendant of demi-god features of the god of beauty and intellect (3) a demi-god from the blood of the god the beauty

Robe is the last descendant of the god of beauty and intellect's bloodline.

by Prof Miguel July 30, 2021

Robe Schedule

A particularly work schedule defined by a high degree of remote/telecommuting, flex time, and having considerably fewer working hours than the universally accepted 40-hour work week. The name comes from workers generally wearing (bath) robes during their working hours, since they're often conducting business from home.

Popularized mostly by developers, writers, and other professionals who are able to work remotely and do not require to be physically present in order to do their jobs, and who also generally produce no more than 4-5 hours of creative work per day.

Famous examples of people on the Robe Schedule include: Stephen King, Hugh Hefner, Tim Ferris, and several others.

Edward's performance has clearly improved since hopping on a robe schedule last year.

I dream of the day when I can get on a robe schedule and stop going to these endless, pointless meetings!

by Snedward March 15, 2019

Dry Robe Wanker

A person wearing a Dry Robe for something other than its intended use, such as on the school run, watching outdoor sport events, or shopping in Waitrose.

Usually associated but not limited to middle-class white British women.

“I love your new Dry Robe, Florence! Have you just been for a swim in the sea?”

“Oh gosh no, I’ve just dropped Harvey off for his Tennis lesson and now I’m off down to John Lewis”

*mutters* “ok, Dry Robe Wanker”

by Smatch November 23, 2024