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Slow roast

When you hug a person, and the other person purposely holds on too long. In addition to "holding on" too long they are also deriving some pleasure from aforementioned contact. This pleasure could be from loneliness, or sexual deviancy. Similar to Frotteurism, with the other party being partially cooperative until the slow roasting begins.
Dude, i'm never going over your aunt's house again. She slow roasted me pretty bad and I think I heard her moan.

You should have warned me about John, I gave him a hug to be polite and wouldn't let go.... that was the worst slow roasting I've ever gotten.

Damn that girl is fine, I'm gonna slow roast her for sure.
by onasty January 1, 2010
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Pike Place roast

Very small cat turds, almost resembling coffee beans.
Fritz the cat left some Pike Place roast on the carpet. Maybe it is time to clean the litter box?
by Billy Bubba August 4, 2008
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spit roasting

A three-way sex act in which a person is penetrated orally and either anally or vaginally.
Your mother got arrested, but was released after she let the cops spit-roast her on video.
by El Juanquero May 13, 2005
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roast beefed

(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.
1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.

2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!

3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!
by Ap Physics May 16, 2006
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fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 19, 2007
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ox roast

Finely sliced beef, generally from tough cuts, cooked in broth and served up on bread rolls. Midwestern specialty the epicenter for which is Erie, Pennsylvania.
The Volunteer Fire Department Bazaar featured funnel cakes and ox roast.
by Cloudy Day March 29, 2004
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roaster

Scottish slang. Can be used to describe someone who is making a complete cunt of themselves. Once hearing being called this they should shut their trap (mouth)
"Hear, did you see that roaster oan x-factor the other night?"

"Shut yer puss ya roaster"
by glaswegian_slang#1 May 9, 2009
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