by TJNerd February 7, 2007

"They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
by unclePhatJoseph September 4, 2021

When your about to bust a nut you yell mom or dad and try to quickly finish before they enter your room
Tyler:hey do you know why John can’t get on?
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
Ryland: I heard he tried to do a risky nut and couldn’t finish in time.
by Ise tee January 19, 2020

The act of when a man has sexual intercourse with a partner next to his or her sleeping father and busts a fat nut on his face
Kyle: Dude i just got my ass beat cause i pulled the risky jizzky last night at my girls house
Chad: Ah no way Bro
Chad: Ah no way Bro
by Xx_Pornhub_xX July 2, 2020

When you blow your load before you know who you are having sex with, similarly to a sheriff in the Old West shooting a man before he knows whether he is friend or foe. A high risk gamble indeed.
Jack: "It's a good thing it was my girlfriend I took into the closet, I was a real risky sheriff last night."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."
Joe: "That's fucked up, dude."
by tsmagraw February 19, 2015

Showing signs of being not CIS (for example wearing spikes) in Poland even tho your uncle told you it's a small town and people like to talk
by xXpussaySmasher69Xx August 24, 2021

by brobroseriouslynotme March 13, 2016
