Rigatoni

Rigatoni is the best noodle you will ever have in your life you will always love rigatoni and fall in love with it if you don’t like rigatoni I will shoot you in the head and you are a disgrace to the earth and a disgrace to the Italian culture

Rigatoni is the bomb

by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020

rigamortis

a dead mans alternative to viagra

the corpses has gone through rigamortis.

by elric21 October 28, 2004

Rigamortis

(Adj.) A word to describe a feeling, situation, person, or frame of mind that has surpassed the essence of sad, lame, pathetic, or unfortunate.

(Adj) something that causes an inner dreadful feeling similiar to the supposed sensation of one's body tensing and hardening after death

Adj. Something that has reached the height or acme of negativity, depression

I am feeling so Rig today, because I still live with my Rigamortis parents. I just want to cry and eat some Riggy pudding.

My job is so Rigamortis that I'd rather work at Red Lobster.

by Alyssa Coops August 10, 2010

Rigamortis

When a mans penis loses an erection quickly after ejaculating.

After tom came, he experienced severe rigamortis and was unable to continue preforming.

by Kief Chief November 15, 2016

rigamortis

A condition that does not replace viagra.

Even though he had complete rigamortis his member was still as flaccid as ever.

by Numbers August 19, 2007

rigatoni

literally meaning, "right on"

"Hey were going to the movies, you down"

"Rigatoni bro."

by relentless7 August 3, 2009

rigasnoretis

When a male wakes up to find themselves with their manparts so stiff and erect it almost hurts; A potent version of morning wood.

So embarassing---my mom woke me up this morning and I had mad rigasnoretis. At least she left me alone pretty fast!

by Sindorius January 27, 2012