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Dog whisperer-Did you register your dog?
Dog owner- Register my dog for what?
Dog whisperer- We're gonna teach your dog 6 languages, math, science, and history at our school.
Dog owner- I dont know why any dog would need to learn any of that shit. He's a dog.
Dog whisperer- We will train him to speak our language.

by Solid Mantis June 30, 2020

Kaden Robert Register

Big butthole that smells like fish

When I go in the bathroom it smells like Kaden Robert Register

by Mlbtheshowplayer18 September 26, 2018

regist

In Japan it is often used in the sense of register.

He regist a visitor to an event.

by bravotan August 21, 2018

Registered casanova

The real nigga who gets the most bitches

Ayoo mandem is a real registered casanova

by The realest casanova December 21, 2021

Register

(of a couple to be married) have a list of wedding gifts compiled and kept at a store for consultation by gift buyers.

"at the store's bridal registry single people can register for gifts even if they are not getting married"

by Arminkshipper June 18, 2025

Registered IQ Offender

An extremely stupid person. Someone who makes everyone else stupider for having listened to them.

"I can't stand listening to Colin. He is frustratingly stupid. I shouldn't have to listen to him speak since he's a Registered IQ Offender."

by Cotoia August 24, 2017

RR (REGISTERED RETARD)

A person who has been diagnosed with a retardation.

I went to the doctor and they told me I was somewhat autistic, now I'm a RR (registered retard).

by Mads Echo July 8, 2021