Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.

Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"

by Merchers February 2, 2010

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u/Reginald_Ufferly

u/Reginald_Ufferly, is a widely known guide of Christianity. His works have been most known on the social media site “Reddit” and he has been a prominent figure in religion since. r/SavedByReginald has became a hub to celebrate and chat about Reginald. A community discord and subreddit (r/SavedByReginald) have both been made, and he has had much progress in recent years.

“Hey! Who’s that Christian Guide again?” “Oh! Him, he’s u/Reginald_Ufferly, he is such a great guy!”

by u/We_Love_Reginald July 7, 2020

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Brannon Reginald Burns

A sexy man who really plays Fortnite for the lore and not for the love of the little kids who play it. “Reggie” is actually a left wing influencer and an Instagram influencer who portrays gay people in such a passionate way and even clipped his own foreskin to show gay people will not be oppressed

Please marry me “Reggie” Burns

Brannon Reginald Burns has a gaping anus.

by SuperStraightSuperiorSwagger March 17, 2021

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Icy Reginald

The process of freezing your cock into a jagged icicle and absolutely hate fucking some whore till she cries and looks like frosty the snowman got the heater too hot.

My girlfriend loves the icy Reginald until the jagged girth rips her apart

by Blumpkinking44 December 2, 2022

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