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reading the bible

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.
You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.
by xShannonx July 16, 2008
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reading festival

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus
by adam October 9, 2004
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Reading the Economist

Can be used in two ways:

1. Describes a sexual act that could have occurred between two close friends as they share a shower together while one person is supposedly reading the Economist, or

2. Describes the use of a completely non-sensical excuse to explain why a guy and a girl were in the shower at the same time.
"Hey..we knocked on the door for like 15 minutes and no one answered..where were you?"

"In the shower with my friend."

"DOING WHAT?!"

"I was cold, so I decided to sit in the bathroom and absorb the steam, and so I was reading the Economist while I was there."

"..."
by Neb Nimajney August 24, 2006
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Reading a Bitch

Airing a bitch's dirty laundry, and reminding them not to fuck with you. Can also be used when pulling up someone's receipts and exposing them.
Gurl don't mess with EJ he stay Reading a Bitch. He will read yo ass into next year.
by EJ Duh October 2, 2017
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