qualtagh

The first person one encounters, either after leaving one's home or (sometimes) outside one's home, especially on New Year's Day.

P1: Man, that qualtagh was annoying!
P2: Who was it?
P1: The neighbour's kid.

by Cod3Play October 22, 2022

Movie quote whore

A person that spends an uncommonly large amount of free time watching movies therefore basing the majority of his personality on quoting popular lines in movies.

A person that loves to state how they hate cable but its really just because they are either too cheap or too poor to purchase cable so they settle for NetFlix instead and therefore spend most of their time quoting movies and telling you how awesome the show "Breaking Bad" or Dexter is to watch 15 hours a day.

Joe: Can you believe what it's like talking to Kyle?

Jim: I know all he does is quote Beer Fest and scenes from Old School or Anchorman. He's got zero of his own personality. What a movie quote whore.

by Ima firin Ma Lazer November 27, 2011

twitter quota

The amount of tweets you have to to post in order to stay active and keep your followers satisfied.

Damn, I didn't meet my Twitter quota I might lose a follower.

by RuBandz April 6, 2015

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.

Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.

by grakka May 30, 2016

The Quote Book

"The Quote Book" is a quote book written by WilburSoot (YouTube/Twitch star), which contains funny quotes and sayings said by TommyInnit (YouTube/Twitch star). Over the months, Wilbur has collected quite a few, with most of them being slightly embarrassing (on Tommy's part) catchphrases.

From MCC 4: "Just killed a woman, feeling good"
"That's going in the Quote Book!"
*A lot of laughing*

by TempoBerrily January 13, 2021

He said, and I quote

A longer version of quoting of a person's saying. People frequently uses this mostly because they liked what the person said. Most of the people uses He/She said, but this is just a longer version. Mostly used in books, etc.

He said, and I quote: "Damn! The pizza is too hot!"
She said, and I quote: "I SHIT YOU NOT"

by wildchildOWO April 8, 2017

quote mining

Taking quotes out of context or misquoting someone.

"Yes, the fingerprint could belong to him, but it was of such poor quality that I cannot be sure."

...

"In his testimony he stated the the fingerprint belonged to the defendant."

"You're quote mining!"

by GuyWithCable October 8, 2008