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Pflarqkk

Pronounced: ( FLARK )

1. The act of being caught by your parents while trying to shove a large object in the ass, vaginal canal, or yes even the penis hole.

2. The act of fake air guitaring to cover up from being caught while scrathing ballsack or vaginal region.

3. Used to replace a noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, adjective, or any other word that means anything.

4. To mix the colors: red, blue, green, gold, brown, black, orange, white, and pretty much any color you can think of.
1. Ex: I was totally fucked when my mom came in the bathroom and caught me pflarqkking with a rolling pin.

2. Ex: My mom walked in the room yesterday while I was scratching my ballsack and I covered up by pflarqkking to stairway to heaven.

3. Ex: I totally pflarqkked all over this chicks pflarqkking pflarqkk while her friend pflarqkked her self with a baseball bat.

4. Ex: Oh my god I made PFLARQKK!
by Burino May 16, 2010
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Polar Pop People

A group of people who are obsessed with the 69 cent drink item at Circle K. Polar Pop People (or PPP) are characterized by hyperactivity, addiction and diabetes, they travel in groups and are rarely seen alone.
Reporter: Tell me what you think about Polar Pops.

Katie: WE ARE POLAR POP PEOPLE! (bites reporter in neck)
by SIISBalls April 1, 2010
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Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.
by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009
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Polar Ice Cap

The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.

It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.
Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.
by matt tacha June 1, 2009
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Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.
Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously
by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013
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Polari

a language spoken by English homosexuals during the second world war and by older theatrical types.
Pol-Ah-ree
by shoes April 23, 2003
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