Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
Vladimir Putin misjudged how the Ukrainians and the rest of the World, would "welcome" his invasion.
He is such a Li'l Putz.
He is such a Li'l Putz.
by Gerk Merkin March 15, 2022
by LeninMyMom March 15, 2022
This is the type of person who is an absolute retard (an absolute window licker) you know who you are
by Shithead Jones April 14, 2021
(West Coast of US) an awkward, bumbling, ignorant person who doesn't know what he's/she's doing; similar to "dufus"
Look, those putzes could'nt figure out the weed whacker so they're out there trimming the grass with scissors!
by Rathanlor January 14, 2021
Brazilian slang. It does not mean anything alone, but when used in a sentence can mean "oh no!", "ops!", "omg!", etc.
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
Usually used when someone fucks something up by accident (or when anything slightly bad happens).
Not to be used in very serious situations, as it may be offensive.
The brazilian equivalent of "man, that sucks".
"My computer crashed before I could save the essay I was writing yesterday!"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
"Putz... Did you have to write it all again?"
by kelparty October 13, 2021
Anyone over the age of 30 that still lives with their parents and sponges off everybody daily. Has no shame in scabbing through life and has no ambition to ever get a job or do anything for that matter. The highlight of a Putz's day is rubbing one out and waiting for the neighbour to get home to scab a ciggarette. A burden on the world
by Irootedyamum July 04, 2019