Punjabi Style Sword Fight

A term made popular when reddit user "Furies" asked an honest question whether if it's worth it to sword fight his gf dad, in Punjabi style at that?

Many users suggested various solutions ranging from getting the ferocious dad drunk and sword-fighting the fuck out of him to puss out of the situation and end the relationship. Although some users pointed out that brown dads love to troll like no other and its no fuckin big deal. Blind in love, retard white boy hinted at taking sword fighting lessons.

As of now, we have no clue if the silly white boy is alive or dead. He might have already won the heart of the sword dad by winning the fight. Or he could be--let's just say the crazy dad made a fuck curry outta him.

Whatever the outcome is, he already sword fought his daughter and won. She liked it.
White Boy 1: My girlfriend Nisha wants me to meet her parents.

White boy 2: Yo better watch out. Her dad might wanna "Punjabi Style Sword Fight" your ass.
by Jhonny Walker April 14, 2011
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Punjabi Prince

Used to describe someone that eats Alot of......You know what😏
by Wel4vAsians March 03, 2022
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punjabi slap

The act pf putting curry on your penis and then whipping it onto a persons face.
"I just punjabi slapped todd earlier"

"Eat my punjabi slap"
by Greenbones October 25, 2015
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Punjabi Power Play

An utterance of an act that leads to victory in any type of game, be it a video or board-game. Always said after the fact.

The power play itself can refer to any thing or action that made the person win said game.
The person uttering it has to be Punjabi or in league with a person of Punjabi descent for the PPP to make any sense.
*When playing dice*
Player 1: "You rolled 2 "6's" in a row, how is that even possible?"

Player 2: "It's the Punjabi Power Play baby!"
by Jilips November 22, 2022
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Punjabi

Verb; the act of a girl of Indian descent performing oral sex.
Most chick's from Mumbai give great Punjabi
by Buster Hymen August 10, 2023
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UK Punjabi

UK Punjabis are citizens of Britain who are genetically from the Indian State of Punjab. They speak Punjabi and mainly practise either Sikhism or Hinduism. They are known for heavy drinking and amazingly fun weddings.
Person 1: Can you be Punjabi if you are born in Britain?

Person 2: Yhhhh bro, that means you're UK Punjabi!
by 5ecret5ingh January 07, 2025
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Punjabi-hole

Used to refer to a bizarre, confusing, or nonsensical analysis or research, typically one from which it is difficult to extricate oneself and must utilize altered evidence.

Reminiscent of Reddit user Punjabi-Batman who conducted extensive analysis into the alleged Malaysia Airlines MH370 Portal dissapearance videos by manipulating the videos (changing color values, frame by frame, AI video enhancing) to find minute details in order to attempt to prove their credibility. He also would make videos on Android and comment in round about ways to obfuscate original sources.
If you go down a Punjabi-hole you might start to convince yourself.
by CuriousWonder December 08, 2023
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