The Southall special. Usually starts after the mandem have finished their lamb chops and Hennessy, and someone (Dhunna, obviously) gets too gassed. The âpickle twistâ is when he rams two greasy fingers straight up Chodaâs bunda, gives it a proper wrist crank
like heâs opening a stubborn achar
jar, and then licks it after, swearing it tastes â
spicy but sweet.â Chodaâs screaming in Punjabi, Harps is holding his ankles behind his
head like a rotisserie chicken, and Manvirâs in the corner tugging it while blasting Panjabi
MC. Ends with the sheets smelling like garlic naan.
Bruv, she hit me with the Punjabi Pickle Twist outta nowhere â one second Iâm
calm, next second Iâm
folded like a samosa in Manvirâs mumâs tupperware.