wank puffin

(Adj) Used to describe a floppy haired idiot with moronic views, a face like a microwaved piece of play-do and the insight of a Kappa tracksuit. Typically found in North America but there are many of these types to be found around the world.

Donald Trump is an absolute wank puffin.

by SPANGLED August 23, 2016

puffin muffin

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.

what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!

by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009

Puffin

A great boyfriend who is very playful and strong but so cute and cuddly at the same time!

I love my puffin he's so puffiny!

by vixen2013 June 14, 2011

Puffin

The act of smoking.

From the looks of what was in their joint, they were definitely good puffin.

by Mr. Macintosh January 5, 2019

muffin puffin

oral sex on a woman

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.

by StevieKay January 24, 2003

Piffing

When smoking weed and you keep smoking the blunt without passing it in other words being cheap.

Yo man stop piffing pass that blunt

by Eyedeekay1 June 14, 2009

snuggle puffin'

the act of simultaneously snuggling and puffin' on God's finest with your equally stoned significant other.

The two nympho's couldn't keep their hands off each other or the weed. They were in snuggle puffin' heaven.

by L&D May 4, 2008