Puberty Christmas

The year following the period of puberty, in which friends and family (Possibly 'Santa Claus') give you gifts like Old Spice Deodorant, and Axe Spray, Axe Shampoo/Conditioner etc. instead of actual presents.

My grandma got me this Old Spice Swagger kit for my Puberty Christmas this year!! I can't wait to use it on the ladies!

by Kyle Brundage December 27, 2009

Bad Pube Day

A term derived from "bad hair day." A bad pube day occurs when a person has not trimmed his/her pubic hair, and it looks fucked-up and disgusting.

It may also be used metaphorically, and mean that you had a bad sex experience in the morning, and it caused a bad attitude for the rest of the day.

EXAMPLE #1
Joe: Dude, whats with your pubes?

John: I didn't have enough time in the morning to trim them.

Joe: That sucks. I hate bad pube days. It looks like Donald Trump down there.

Boss: Alright guys. You've been by the watercooler for too long. Back to work!

EXAMPLE #2
Joe: Hey John. Did you send that fax yet.

John: SHUT THE FUCK UP. I'M ON IT!

Joe: What his problem?

Boss: He came too fast this morning and his wife got REALLY pissed. This is probably his most intense bad pube day I have ever seen.

by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010

pube tickling

The act of tickling or playing with your own pubic hair because you have nothing else to do; wasting time.

DM: Wha's Candace up to?
Jason: What ya think?
DM: F'ing pube tickling!

by T.Man October 7, 2005

pubeface

Someone who has an ugly, pubic-like moustache

Person 1:OH MAN!! that guy should shave more often, he has such a pubeface!
Person 2:Yah he must be a wally

by Gumps December 21, 2005

Pubelicity

When stars get media publicity when photos are published showing bare pubic area.

Britney Spears got some great pubelicity the other day when paparazzi took photos of her getting out of that limo in a short shirt with no underwear! Oddly enough, she was with Paris Hilton, who is notorious for getting lots of pubelicity.

by D. Dawson December 3, 2006

Pube Fusion

The action of a male bush intertwining with a female bush. Usually during intercourse.

I just had pube fusion with a hairy Russian lady.

by croatianmarko December 2, 2009

pube spider

the nasty knot of hair that clings to your hand after you resurface from a deep hard iching of your ass or balls. sometimes this furry little creature is held together by dried shit or cum. they do not make very good pets.

harold: fuckin A man, i just went down to ich my nuts and this pube spider just bit me!

by zimplr December 11, 2013