preacher zone

A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).A mindset a person enters once he or she's been preaching for a while. The Preacher Zone is categorized by a complete absorption with the sermon being given (which often involves fire-and-brimstone imagery) and by a coldness of manner towards any individual listener (since the speaker is focused on the congregation as a whole).

Once we heard that the televangelist had made some ignorant remarks, we knew that he had entered the preacher zone

by WontonSoup November 29, 2014

Preacher

An intermediate level sexual maneuver that is invoked during lengthy cunnilingus. When the 'eater's' neck gets tired, they used their hands to hold up their head in a praying sort of manner. The side benefit to this position is that the pinky fingers can be used to push the labia lips aside if the woman is well endowed in that area - that is, push the meat curtains aside.

"Man, I was eating box so long last night that I had to use the preacher. Eventually she squirted, but my neck muscles are sore today. Thank god for the preacher move."

by motorboater77 November 26, 2016

Conformist Preacher

People who go off ranting about how everyone should conform to a certain religion, government, economic structure, or culture and society. They will often judge you for going against the government, a corporation, an organized religion or cultural behaviors. These are often times teachers. They go off instead of teaching students to think for themselves, they teach them crap that is approved by someones standards.

I had this one conselor who was such a conformist preacher. She never taught me to stick up for myself, but just to accept other people "authority". Like I asked her for advise on how to deal with a pushy older cousin, and she told me that she is older than me, and I need to accept her authority, PERIOD.

Christian Apologists are such Conformist preachers too. They go out and criticize anyone who does not follow in their leaders theological system. And then they claim that their theological system is better by some form of bible thumping.

This teacher is such a conformist preacher. She punished me, despite the fact I did nothing wrong. Only because they are under the impression that thats just the way it is, and I could get in trouble for that.

by Jerry1341 May 16, 2010

Preacher

Also see the word "Fucknut"

Dude, you're pulling a Preacher

by Ali November 28, 2004

preacher creature

a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a freindly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your freind and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually beleive any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.

Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"

punks- "Go home preacher creature."

by skank89 September 2, 2008

preacher guards

An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.

The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.

by The def master November 8, 2019

Preacher-Man

during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:

"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"

note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"

variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"

Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"

"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"

Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"

"Oh, word?"

Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."

by MADAOXCHAN July 18, 2009