Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Preachers Accent

When someone is screaming, raising their voice, and you can tell they are a preacher.

Damn, Mr Jackson Got Preachers Accent.

by dumbolovesdummy April 15, 2021

Preacher’s Daughter

Album of the century, released by Ethel Cain.

Preacher’s Daughter was so good!

by Suhduhfuuhuh April 28, 2025

Preacher

Cockroach Priest; enough protestant shinanigans; just open up your church to a homeless person with light features. There are plenty of red heads whom are not protestants. There is a catholic church out there full of blondes laughing at you.

I talked to a pointless preacher about nothing at all.

by Alex phoenix October 18, 2023

vulgar preacher

One who makes others praise out to god repeatedly, but is usually accompanied by retaliating curse words wished upon themselves.

Girl,,, he was blowing my back out so good, damn vulgar preacher had me cursing and begging god for him to not stop.

by Webstersnostradomis November 14, 2023

Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.

"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."

by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010

Thunder preacher

A person who enjoys their own Flatulence and is happy to take a deep breath of their own creation or somone eles.

Guy one: "Yo see that dude just wafted his oen fart to his face, and took a deep breath"

Gut two: "that's a wild thunder preacher, keep your distance"

by AbadChoice December 9, 2022