Pabst

Sure, it's a cheap beer and probably not the best-tasting, but it goes down smooth, gets me drunk, and still leaves me with enough money for food. I actually find the taste crisp and better than other cheap beers.

"I can't believe you're drinking that piss-water called Pabst. You should drink Guinness like real men."

Me - "I probably would if your six-pack of Guinness didn't cost as much as a case of Pabst."

by DownToEarthDude November 23, 2009

Pabst Goal

A greasy (bad shot, undeserved) goal in any type of hockey video game. In comparison to offering someone a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer. Which someone wouldn't expect to receive something that crappy, but does.

Sam: You took that slapshot from behind the blue line.

Brandon: It was a clean shot.

Sam: What a fucking pabst goal.

by theshizz55 January 14, 2013

Pabst pounder

Pabst beer makes a 16 oz. can, when ordering one it is common to say "let me get a pabst pounder." 16 ounces makes a pound, and granted it is 16 fluid ounces, but one ounce of water is supposed to weigh one ounce, or so my high school educations says so.

let me get a pabst pounder

by Milwaukee Mark January 28, 2005

Pabstini

An adult beverage popular in Portland, OR. Made by adding a shot of lemon-flavored vodka to a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, then adding a few green olives on a toothpick, or as an alternative, adding a few vermouth-soaked green olives to a PBR will get the job done as well.

Dude, we're gonna get crunk on some Pabstini's tonite!

by khiddy June 5, 2004

Pabst Blue Ribbon

The beer comprized primarily of water, wheat, hops, smegma, piss, uranium, sewer water, racisium (makes whoever drinks Pabst Blue Ribbon racist against Hispanics), and very very tiny butthairs. The butthairs are used for extra "ass" flavor. This exquisite and refined taste is directly reflected in the cost per can. The sewer water and racisium is just the nasty flavor the racist kind of Hipsters enjoy. Do not look for this product in a bottle because it's easier for the people at the factory to piss straight into a can.

Racist hipster 1: Mmm! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Now with 50% more racisium!

Racist Hipster 2: Yes: It's good to drink ass flavored beer.

Racist Hipster 3: Yeah! It's awesome.
Fernando: Got any Coors Light? Corona?
Racist Hipsters: We only got Pabst Blue Ribbon, beaner!

Fernando: I'm not drinking that shit! Plus, I work at a pharmaceutical lab. I went to college.

Racist Hipsters struggling at a minimum wage job: *speechless.
*Walks to other bar.

Fernando: Hey Tyler and Stephanie!

Tyler: Hey Fernando!

Stephanie: Hey Fernando!

*Stephanie, Fernando, and Tyler drinking Coors Light!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Pabst Smir

The light and cheaper version of an Irish Car Bomb. A combination of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka. Usually a shot glass of Smirnoff is dropped into a pint of PBR.

Take a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, pour a shot of Smirnoff vodka. Take the shot glass and drop the entire thing into the pint of PBR. You are now drinking a Pabst Smir. Enjoy.

by Bill Silverstrim April 23, 2005

pabst blue ribbon

Pabst Blue Ribbion is The Number one choice for punk rockers and Pirates. the beer is cheap but wonderful and has a special way of reminding you the next day as you pee out of youre butt. None the less this brew can only be described as gods piss.

what kind of beer do pirates drink?
P. B. ARRRRRRRRRR!
hahah pabst blue ribbon rules!

by Captain Sam October 5, 2005