Royal Poutine

A Burger King poutine made with onion rings instead of french fries
This Angry Royal Poutine is the best thing I've ever eaten... ever.
by Dr Fraiser Crane December 17, 2011
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Porkin' Poutine

A sexual maneuver based upon the delicious Quebecois delicacy. The ingredients are represented as follows; fries (fingers), gravy (poop), melted cheese curds (semen). The "chef" concocts this sexual dish as follows: A male or female's ass is penetrated by 2 to 4 of the chef's fingers. The chef then proceeds to ejaculate on his or her poop covered fingers. The chef's fingers are then fed to the famished individual.
Meredith devoured a large portion of porkin' poutine at the pot luck last night.
by Dave Priamo October 28, 2008
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poutine salad

the act of one female forcefully applying her genitals (bare or clothed) to the nose of another female.
suzy didnt look to happy when jaclyn gave her that poutine salad yesterday.
by grillmore December 5, 2010
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asian poutine

"Britney came over last night and we gave her an asian poutine."
by chamaeleon March 13, 2004
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Newfie Poutine

the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.
John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"

later that night

john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"
by the jizz wizard November 22, 2011
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poutine pass

Non-passport ID that allows a U.S or Canadian citizen to cross US/Canada land border crossings, such as an Enhanced Driver's License or Nexuscan card.
I haven't been to Montreal in ages, since you could cross on a regular license - I still haven't got a poutine pass.
by ebw343 January 13, 2011
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Dirty Poutine

It's when you nut into a girl and dip french fries into her pussy and eat them with your cum on them.
Oh dude, did you do the dirty poutine with that girl last night eh?
by Wannabe_Canadian97 July 14, 2017
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