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poney pounder

1. some one who lives in Kitimat, BC

2. some one who has sexual relations with a horse/poney
guy: dude i just saw someone fucking a horse

other guy: aww, what a poney pounder
by Count Crotchula August 15, 2008
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ground pounder

A slang term for Army or ground based units, often used by Airforce or similar units that use air-based mobility (i.e. helicopter pilots, VTOL pilots)
How about we give those ground pounders some air support!!
by Ivan Rudakov January 17, 2006
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purple pounder

White man slang for an African American mans penis. Often times used during jealous or disgusting references.
Shit man, that movie has purple pounders in it!

Ahhh damn, turn that sick shit off!
by NJC March 29, 2005
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forty pounder

A large cannon, typically used during the American Civil War
"But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder..." ~Dixie (song)
by Ayy Lmao Alien July 1, 2016
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poi pounder

Person of Hawaiian descent.
He's a "poi pounder" from Kaneohe. (Can also be used as a dis when used as a directive: "He called me a haole, so I told him to 'pound poi'...")
by Chaeron August 19, 2007
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Ground Pounder

US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War. It is a derogatory term for a non-combat soldier or an officer who calls unnecessary drills or parades.
Get your gear! The new Ltwants us to parade for a kit inspection!
Sheeit! That STRAC REMF is a real ground pounder!
by AKACroatalin March 8, 2019
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Certified Pounder

One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.

Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.

One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish

One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)

One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?

Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.

Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
by fatbass October 30, 2011
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