Posers

Somebody who is false, who likes to be seen as cool.Wants to fit in but gets it wrong. Listens to crap music

example: Avril Lavigne.

Poser : I would like to buy a Avril Lavigne T-Shirt.

Shop Assistant : Sure
*whispers DAMN those Posers*.

*Poser skips down the road in glee thinking that She will be so cool. A minute later arrives near a bunch of Moshers*

Mosher 1: *Laughs* Dude what are you wearing?
*He says wearing a Nirvana T-Shirt and skating shoes*

Mosher 2: *becomes hysterical*I think you've got it wrong.

Poser: But... But... You all love Avril Lavigne don't you?

Mosher 1: *drop Kicks* I am Sooooo offened!

Mosher 2: Yeh F*** off you POSER!

*Poser runs off crying and decides to try and be a Goth*

by O:^-^ Pink Floyd ^-^ :O June 12, 2006

Poser

Someone who pretends to be something their not, just to fit in or to seem cool, not because they like it. Someone who says they like a type of music, or to dress a certain type of way, or to say something that other people think is ''in''. Someone who has no idea whats beneath the things they like, If you liked a band, and asked them if they did, and said yeah.. and you ask them to name their favorite, and they have no idea, then obviously their faking to like it. Be your mother fucking selves. You don't have to like the same things everyone else does just to seem popular, When you think about it, if your unique and like your own type of things, you could start a new style, by being yourself:)

Darcy: Omfgz! I LOVE ESCAPE THE FATE
Justean: Really? Me too, whats your favorite? Mines ''This war is ours''
Darcy: Oh, idk.. i forgot.
Justean:Then, how do you like them?
Darcy: CUZ THEIR EFFINN HOTT, I LOVE MAX HES THE BEST SINGER!!
Justean: Max is the bass player..
Darcy: I know that!!! SILLY.
Justean:Wow, poser much?

by thexransom December 22, 2008

poser

1. someone who tries way too hard to fit in with a social group
2. anybody who wears a visor beanie
3. always emphatically claims to not be a poser
4. tries way too hard to impress those who he/she finds cool, and as a result ends up being their little bitch, not realizing that the person they try to impress probably doesnt like them very much
5. wears a polo shirt with the collar popped
6. only shops at abercrombie, or american eagle

"sam watson is such a poser, he always walks around with that gay visor beanie and his collar popped. he does everything matt tells him to just to try to impress him, he doesnt even realize that matt doesnt even like him that much"

see also deuchebag

by deadprez92 January 16, 2007

Poser

Is the kind of guy who pretends to be kind and sensitive but really he's controlling and he lies. He may even go to the extreme to start his own meetup group and say it’s for 20 and 30 year olds only…. but he is the kind of guy that really just wants to pick and choose who he likes and lets them into the group because of his extreme control issues. Mostly this kind of poser would include young single girls because he thinks they are not smart enough to identify a poser when they see one. Then he makes up stories to scare young girls into thinking 70 year old men are going to be fondling them and hitting on them in Frederick bars unless he they are part of his group so they run thankfully into his arms out of gratitude.

He is the kind of guy that played the flute in HS, and wanted to be Peter Pan as a child just to wear the tights. His only social outlet is his new group and it makes his cock really hard knowing he can control everything about it. He has no real substance and therefore it's hard to carry on anything but a superficial conversation with him. He clearly was breastfed too long and has deep love/hate issues with his mother.

His ultimate destiny will be to marry a really stupid hot-chick (don't forget looks matter to him) late in his life (but she'll be 25) that likes being controlled but after 8 years and 1 kid she'll resent his control and divorce him leaving him at age 40 and he won't be able to join his own group anymore.

Craig: You know the FNL group has 70 year old that hit on 20 year olds so I started this group to save them.

Random 20 year old girl: Oh Craig you are so wonderful! Let me hug you for saving me!!! Please take me home with you!!!

or

Craig: Mom, I'm so lonely and bored so I started a new group so I could play with peoples lives. It was fun until I took heat for it then I tattled on them to authorities who didn't really give a rat's ass......can I please be breastfed now?

Craig's Mom: Craig, even I know you are a poser. Grow up.

by craigsmom February 19, 2010

poser

a person who trys to portray an image that has nothing to do with their own life style or way of thinking but rather forced to fit in with a cirtain group that they feel is "cool"

she was trying to impress the goths by wearing black, and saying she listened to metal despite the fact that she liked new age punk because she wanted to be one of them.

by Poop_monster March 18, 2005

posers

A poser, often, is said to be a person who decides that they need to be more different, realizing that they really arent thay great. This poser then goes to the next show at the skate park and attempts to hardcore dance. They fall and hurt their head on the table.

Poser: Yeah...you indie kids are pretty cool.
Indie kid:.....okay...?
Poser: this band is pretty intense, i have their CDs and shirts at my house. I wrote all their lyrics on my wall.
Indie kid:...well....they're local...not signed...don't have a CD out yet, and instrumental.
Poser: Oh. Damnit.
Indie kid: Oh, posers...i enjoy you so.

The poser then leaves the show.

by Andrei M. May 26, 2007

poser

somebody from pelham, new hampshire who thinks their ghetto.

Dom Dumas is a poser.

by xxeatmeeeee January 11, 2009