porkchop sandwiches

That's Right Billy, I'm Back And I Want YOUUUUUUU!

"Porkchop Sandwhiches!"
"My God That Smelt Good..."
*Weird Fireman Face*

by Foxeh March 22, 2005

sandy porkchop

when your doing a girl missionary on the beach and you take your penis and slap it in the sand a couple of times and then put it back in.

My boyfriend and I were at the beach and that ass gave me a sandy porkchop

by anaphalaxis May 21, 2007

porkchop slam

1. Trounced in a battle of skill.
2. Exclamation of intense feeling after achieving a great accomplishment.
3. Whatever the hell you want it to mean.

That girl's so hot, imma give her a porkchop slam!

by ounrequitedo May 10, 2011

french porkchops

a position in which two females begin laughing as they carress eachothers vaginas

"Hey babe, you wanna french porkchops"

by StreetPunkKid February 20, 2007

dirty porkchop

when two guys get together an slap there small cocks on a pork chop and then perform anal sex while eating the precum glazed porkchop

tim hey do you want to have anal sex?
booger yah man. lets do a dirty porkchop

by tom jones 3 December 11, 2012

Buttered Porkchops

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.

"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."

by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011

breaded porkchop

a man with a hairy chest and back.

He took his shirt off by the pool and I realized he was a breaded porkchop.

by Katie Pecker March 13, 2008