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Pony Ass 

A female backside that resembles a young pony. Characteristics include but are not limited too: a rounded butt, firm muscular legs, a confident walk that could be categorized as a strut, and tight athletic wear. This term specifically refers to the shape and physical fitness of the female backside in question and does not only include the butt. It encompasses the entire region from the belly button to the ankles. The term also implies that one would like to 'ride' the Pony Ass.
Attractive young female power walking.
Me: Damn, look at that!
Friend: That is one hell of a Pony Ass!
Pony Ass by Pony Ass May 5, 2014

One horse pony 

Someone who is probably smarter than Joe Biden
Joe Biden: Yes, yes, and yes. God love you man, you’re a one horse pony. Thank you!

Sparkle Pony 

A high maintenance person at the Burning Man Festival who is unprepared for the harsh camping environment and becomes a burden to their camp-mates.
Burner #1: "Can you believe that Sparkle Pony over there brought 60 costumes but only 2 gallons of water and some ramen noodles?"

Burner#2: "Yeah. They asked me where the food court was located."
Sparkle Pony by InsertCoolNameHere February 18, 2010

I want a pony 

A sarcastic/snarky reply, used mostly when someone says "We want a..." followed by a very hard/impossible request.

The short form of saying "It would probably be neat, but it's just NOT possible."
"We want a copy protection solution that's 100% unbreakable."

"Yes, and I want a pony."
I want a pony by JustPassingThrough December 19, 2008

chee pono 

A Hawaiian expression of satisfaction, gratification or elation.
Somebody actually bought my Accord! Chee pono!
chee pono by tihs-oh August 25, 2008

dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.