plater

Same as fluffer; person on porn movie set whose job it is to keep male cast erect by providing oral sex.

The plater wasn't good enough at her oral craft to keep Sir Fuxalot hard enough for his next scene.

by TheCurmudgeon October 29, 2011

Paterne

Paterne is intelligent, super funny, handsome, super hot and also the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He will take care of you when no one else is willing and support you whenever you need it. He will always trying to make you laugh or just make you happy even if it don't benefit him.

1. Paterne is the nicest person ever, like in the history of nice people.
2. Paterne is so smart even if he don't admit it.
3. Paterne is so hot, like when I see him my panties drop to the floor.

by Nju123 January 5, 2019

Paternal twins

To children with the same gender and who the same birthday P.S the are really rare!

Hey you see those girls over there

Ya why?
There paternal twins

by Gray grace m November 9, 2019

date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"

black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"

by Bill Cosbys Mum September 29, 2011

Paternity Brothers

Two or more men who appeared on the Maury Povich show and were tested for the paternity of the same child.

"Ever since we was both tested for being Shaniqua's baby daddy on dat Maury show, we Paternity Brothers, fam"

by mattmattmattmatt August 21, 2008

P-Plater Syndrome

When a driver, in particular a new driver gets sick of driving their friends everywhere.

He wouldn't man! I think he has P-Plater Syndrome.

by YouBeauty December 1, 2010

software paternalism

A software design problem where user decisions subordinate to defaults selected by the architect. Oftentimes, the user is thought to be too incompetent or stupid to use the software but truthfully, there is a lack of interest in allowing the program to be flexible.

Compare to droolproof paper -which is the case when something is designed so dumbed down that it adversely affects the functionality.

Apple products are terrible in general because they suffer from software paternalism.

by CoveredInCatHair February 18, 2014