pissy balls

When your dick so small you piss on your balls

Guy: I bet that nerd has pissy balls
Follower: YEAH!

by black nigger balls November 29, 2021

Pissy Peter

Person who's spewing their hate.

I don't mean to be a Pissy Peter, but you're pissing me off.

by Nicoletteeee November 28, 2009

pissy cunt

an insult for someone who is angry

shut up u fuckin pissy cunt

lol

by Jordan Reed July 5, 2008

pissy cat

pissy cat: some one who is being a belligerent ass, and licks and or sniffs anus's, and also likes penis's in or around their face at all times.

Damn john you just punched a guy at the waffle house,what a pissy cat!

by bigredbear5000 April 30, 2011

Princess Pissy

A bitchy female or gay man who throws temper tantrums at the smallest provocation or behaves immaturely when something is not going their way. Also dramatic, self-centered, immature and generally pissed off all the time at everything and everyone.

Philip: Ugh, God! I can't believe I had to sign for your stupid parcel. Don't you know how inconveniencing this is?

Jean: Oh, I'm sorry, your door is only next to the front door.

Charlotte (to Jean): God, I just heard. What a Princess Pissy.

~~~~

Philip: Oh Jean, is it your birthday this week?

Jean: Yes, it was yesterday

Philip: Oh. Are you sure it's not Monday?

Jean: Erm, yes. It was my birthday yesterday. That's why there is birthday cake on the table.

Philip: Oh, I thought the birthday cake was like a pre-birthday cake. I had you down as a bit of a birthday princess. Well 'Happy Birthday!' anyway.

Charlotte (to Jean): Hmm, so no apology, card or present.

Jean: That's Princess Pissy for you.

by Nina Tully April 6, 2011

burn a pissy

A northern Michigan (UP) term for doing a u-turn in a vehicle. This term has a long history of being confused or misheard as "burn a pussy", insinuating violence to female genitalia or cats, but in no way is meant to be used in those contexts.

Hey dawg, burn a pissy real quick, I forgot my wallet.

by Jim Jam Tam May 1, 2018

pissy surprise

An act that involves penetrating an anus during anal sex while wearing a condom. You then whisper in your partner's ear, "I have a surprise," and scream while pissing in the condom and inflating it inside your partner's rectum. You then take your penis out of their rectum, tie the condom up like a balloon and press the tied end all the way in.

"I have a surprise."
"No. No no no."
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"NOT THE PISSY SURPRISE!!!"

by MeatPopsicle69 April 1, 2021