john: i downloaded the new 50 cent cd last nihgt for free
chris: um you know it's illegal to pirate music, right?
john: shhhh!
chris: um you know it's illegal to pirate music, right?
john: shhhh!
by kate w. October 17, 2005
You have bad eye sight in one eye. You are worried that you won't pass your state driving test. You read the law and you only need one eye so i decided to put a prirate patch over my bad eye.
That is my pirate patch story.
by Kuehlstein March 2, 2018
Dude, you completely stole the last Coke! ...And you're a cunning, brilliant, villain of a guy. You piratous bastard!
by kcabsnreg May 8, 2006
When a woman is giving a man a blow job until he pulls out and ejaculates in her eye, causing her to cover her eye (like an eye patch) Then kicks her in the shin resulting in her hopping on one leg (as if she has a wooden leg), and screaming arrrr like a pirate.
by Frederick Dallard April 1, 2008
I just got a large collection of music, FUCK that Pirate of a Pirate stole my music files that I was going to upload @ the pirate bay, now that fucker gets all liked because he uploaded my music under his name.
by Juggalo-Rex April 27, 2009
To walk around aimlessly drunk exploring your current surroundings to get a better understanding of where everything is and how everything fits together in the world that we live in.
I went pirating last night, climbed up a few ladders, walked along the roof, took a photo, climbed onto this other building and hopped down a hatch and i was crawling through the roofspace..
by MadReptillian August 21, 2011
pirates were thought to be people who stole from other people, and left a trail of death in their wake, but not many people know that, while they DID do most of that, their main purpose was to travel around the world giving candy to small children. the killing and stealing was just to get money for the candy. and for rum.
pirates also wore really sweet clothes, and it didn't really matter if they lost a leg... they still wore a peg-leg. they still do, actually.
pirates also wore really sweet clothes, and it didn't really matter if they lost a leg... they still wore a peg-leg. they still do, actually.
rupert: dude my great granddad hated pirates!!!! he was awesome!
pirate: DIE YOU FIEND!!!!.... oooh... $50!!!! sweet! more money for rum and candy!
pirate: DIE YOU FIEND!!!!.... oooh... $50!!!! sweet! more money for rum and candy!
by sai-sai May 20, 2008