Picnic Table Shirt

A Picnic Table Shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. The reason they are called Picnic Table Shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. Anything Plaid or Flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. They come in short sleeve and long sleeve button downs. Try to avoid this awful current trend.

These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.

When at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.

One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.

by Ryder65 December 16, 2011

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Apple Picker

A balding male who attempts to act younger than his actual age. The person believes himself to be "Cooler" than he actually is, when in reality those around him see him as fruity, creepy, and in general avoidable. The apple picker is prevalent in the New England region, specifically near Boston, Mass.

"Dude, get your hand off my leg you apple picker!"

by Tom Stevenson April 15, 2008

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Pine Grove Middle

A bull shit hell hole with no windows. The teachers have retard children and suck at thier job. they are gay because they get a lot of improvments when you leave. there is a wide variety of children, 6th graders who still walk in lines, to 8th graders who act like they are hot shit. A place for upcoming douchebags, sluts, and stoners who will move on to perry hall high school, to start a drug empire or become hardened criminals. The black kids act like everyone is against them. there is a lot of asians. But over all they are still arrogant little shits. Math teachers are Gay

"Do you remember Mrs.Barth? She was the bitch teacher at Pine Grove Middle with the retarded son."

by sayid Jarrah IIII July 8, 2009

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Quicker Picker Upper (qPu)

Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...

Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.

Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)

by Sindora11 February 26, 2015

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