Phonesexual

A Phonesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to their phone. Not human beings. Not animals. Not even living things. Just their phones. They even kiss their phones. And maybe more?

"Yo, did you see Jean making out with his phone in the library?"
"Yeah! He's a total Phonesexual!"

by Mr. Flower Crown March 10, 2016

phoneslap

The act of taking a flip-phone and flipping the top part on someones face, slapping them.

Ouch! Why did you just phoneslap me?

by Krystennnnnnnn June 9, 2008

phoneslinger

A person that can produce their phone with lightning speed and return a text message almost instantaneously.

Jim: I hate texting with Jennifer.
John: Why's that Jim? She seems like a cool girl to me.
Jim: When you send her a text, it takes forever to get a response.
John: Ohh I hate that too! My new girl Sally has to be just about the fastest little phoneslinger I've ever met in my life.
Whenever you text her, you always have an answer right away. Always. I so love that!
Jim: Wow! I'm jealous already.

by gyrfalcon206 June 18, 2011

mobile phones

something that is good for calling people and also gud for taxing.

person1 - oh my god check out that fully sik razor (mobile phones)

person2 - lets tax that shit

person3 - and then we sell it for 2 hunge and spend the money on ciggies

person4 - yehhh bro koots.

by Sammmmmmmm November 24, 2006

phonisode

1. Digital content viewable only by cell phone, sometimes through limited service providers.

2. A digital short recorded with the video capture capabilites of a cell phone.

1. NBC is considering releasing phonisodes of Lost starting in July.

2. "Have you seen Jenna Fischer's comedic phonisode "10 Things You Don't Know About Women"? It's a real hit!"

by The Teek April 24, 2007

Phonesmack

The act of randomly smacking someone in the face with your cellphone.

You my friend, have just been phonesmacked.

by Miaed May 6, 2011

Phonist

Someone who discriminates people who have a different type of phone

Phonists are people who discriminate against people who have a different phone, for example.you pull out your Android phone and someone says “ Ewww androids and Samsungs suck, Apple is better”.

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by Yassssqueenslayyyyyy April 5, 2022