ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco?

yo wassup pretty girl tryna bang behind tesco?

ayo wagwan piffting dunkno holla u get me wanna beat behind tesco? 😩😝😤🍆

by cee css June 15, 2017

Piffsburgh Stealer

Someone who steals your piff.

I'm bout to piffsburgh stealer that bitch ass nig.

by Firehose January 21, 2011

phaffing

Activity that looks (to the casual observer) like work (or another task) but is not really all that productive, and in fact may be time wasting.

Is usually used this way: "phaffing around"

Eg "I'm just phaffing around, really."
or
"He looks busy but he's just phaffing around"

by Shelleys August 28, 2006

piff

superior to the average.
Also a potent strain of weed/canibus of purple color.

get purple city byrd gangs mixtape rags 2 riches it

by The Kufi Slapper May 13, 2005

Piffle

Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

"Did see Debbie's status update on facebook the other day?"

"Yeah, don't people talk a load of piffle"

by BFREASH February 18, 2010

phoffer

Syphodillaticanotopius frog shit.

Shut up you phoffer.

by Steaver370 May 4, 2004

philfing

‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of sneaky websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

'I avoid the philfing sites and buy somewhere else'

by standby December 25, 2008