phd

perfect hair day

Sam: "Your hair looks nice today!"

Alex: "Thanks, I'm having a phd."

by kazaam412 September 4, 2009

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BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms)

BS: Bull Shit
MS: More of the Same
PhD: Piled Higher and Deeper

BS, MS, PhD (college degree acronyms) really stand for Batchler of Science, Master of Science, and Doctorate of Philosophy.

by iHarteSax June 23, 2011

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PHD

Doctor of Philosophy and the highest educational degree. Typically confirmed upon those with the greatest of intellect, who, strangely enough, possess a vast reservoir of complex knowledge most suitable for the classrooms of higher education, but for reasons unknown, when placed into the real world, typically need a third hand to find their own ass.

Peter: Wow! Professor Johnson sure was amazing in class today, wasn’t he?
Mike: Well, he does have a PHD you know.
Peter: Gosh – that explains it!

Peter: Hey – who’s that jackass that works in the mail room?
Mike: That’s Bill Johnson. He has a PHD
Peter: Well – that explains it!

by Peter L D June 5, 2009

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PhD

An acronym for "Doctor of Philosphy"

Hey Ian - I'll be getting my PhD soon

by Charlie Edwards October 8, 2005

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Semen PHD

A certain street degree of achievement that a woman can obtain if they study the ways of semen extraction for more than 3-5 years, depending on the student.

This woman had a masters degree, not quite Semen PHD status, but close

by MCSloppy2nd's March 26, 2010

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