Peter

Sarcastic, Funny, Observant, Sexy, Interesting, Horrible At Texting, Doesn't Have the Greatest Taste In Baseball Or Football Teams, Knows How To Make You Smile

Man I Wish I Could Be Like Peter!

by Redsoxfan! September 14, 2010

Peter

v. To exaust

n. 1. A name

2. a penis

Michelle: Damn. Peter's peter petered me last night.

by ghks1117 September 23, 2009

Peter

A complete hottie who all girls want to fuck. He has the largest cock. All the girls want him in bed with them.

Peter is so hot, and he's amazing in bed too!

by I AM VISA April 17, 2010

Peter

Peters are typically the memelords. They'll be the ones sitting in the back of the class making dick jokes and teasing people. They're funny as hell but can also be complete jerks sometimes. Regardless, as long as you treat them nicely they'll be one of the most chill friends you've got.

Friend: "Yo, have you talked to Peter lately?"
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."

by Succ_a_peenie_69 November 16, 2018

Peter

Peter is the nicest guy in the world. He's shy, sweet, and smart. He's the kind of guy you fall hard for when you least expect it. He is often overlooked because he's extremely nerdy and a TOTAL weeb. He's also surprisingly jacked, although he can't always hide his hot, veiny arms.
His jokes will have you doubled over and his smile will have you on your knees.
He's literally a textbook teenage dream.

"I wish I could find a Peter"

by cutelittlefatty June 28, 2022

Peter

That nig that always buys you drinks and shit and doesn't get any appreciation

"Ayy peter give me that chocolate milk"

by Thatnigthatalwaysbuysyoudrinks November 18, 2014

Peter

-Probably the most amazing guy you'll ever meet.
-The guy I'm in love with. :
-He makes up funny words such as "Georofia," which means the line between Georgia and Florida.
-My life.

-Peter's so amazing, I love him so much.
-Peter's such a geek, he's the best person in the world. :
-I love you, Peter.

by *αмвeя.; February 8, 2009