Peter

Thinks he's really cool, wears tight shirts to school in hopes that girls will like him and that it will make him look strong. He's probably a good cook, plays sports, wears hair gel, and takes baths in cologne. Spends too much time commenting on his friends' social media with things that he thinks are funny. If you get to know him he's nice, but he doesn't go out of his way to meet people. Won't let you know if he doesn't like you, and is generally polite to everyone. Usually has brown hair and blue eyes, though some have brown eyes. Typically likes to go by Pete, but both names are good in his book.
"yo Peter how YOU doing"
"wow Peter is so hottttt"
"I'm going over to his house and we're going to talk about cooking"
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Peter

Sarcastic, Funny, Observant, Sexy, Interesting, Horrible At Texting, Doesn't Have the Greatest Taste In Baseball Or Football Teams, Knows How To Make You Smile
Man I Wish I Could Be Like Peter!
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Peter

v. To exaust

n. 1. A name

2. a penis
Michelle: Damn. Peter's peter petered me last night.
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Peter

A complete hottie who all girls want to fuck. He has the largest cock. All the girls want him in bed with them.
Peter is so hot, and he's amazing in bed too!
by I AM VISA April 17, 2010
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Peters are typically the memelords. They'll be the ones sitting in the back of the class making dick jokes and teasing people. They're funny as hell but can also be complete jerks sometimes. Regardless, as long as you treat them nicely they'll be one of the most chill friends you've got.
Friend: "Yo, have you talked to Peter lately?"
Me: "Yeah bro, he was sitting in class making fun of everyone like usual."
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Peter is the nicest guy in the world. He's shy, sweet, and smart. He's the kind of guy you fall hard for when you least expect it. He is often overlooked because he's extremely nerdy and a TOTAL weeb. He's also surprisingly jacked, although he can't always hide his hot, veiny arms.
His jokes will have you doubled over and his smile will have you on your knees.
He's literally a textbook teenage dream.
"I wish I could find a Peter"
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That nig that always buys you drinks and shit and doesn't get any appreciation
"Ayy peter give me that chocolate milk"
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