Perpetual motion

During 69 he suddenly shoves his cock deep down her throat causing her to both gag and vomit on his dick and fart into his face - in response he gags and vomits between her leg.

Eternal motion.... if it's more than a fart.

Hotel housekeeping refused to clean the sheets after the guests performed Perpetual Motion

by Jennon the navigator November 2, 2016

perpetual friendzone

When 2 people both like each other, but are too awkward to ask each other out.

They were both too cripplingly shy to ask each other out, but still had feelings for each other, and therefore were stuck in perpetual friendzone

by Eternal Lonliness June 23, 2017

Perpetual smiling eyes disease

A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.

Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”

by A chocolate flavored quark August 20, 2019

perpetual

the act of never changing

The tool used perpetual Motion to input the sample. This Created a phenomenon known as caterwaul

by hunngrynugryhipo January 16, 2018

perpetual groove

Often referred to as "P-Groove". A highly mediocre jam band that sounds like watered-down Phish. Usually adored by fake hippies and/or people who have likely never heard music by more competent bands like Phish, Widespread Panic, or moe.

TOOL: Yahhh brah, did you go to that sick ass P-Groove show brahh??? That light show was some dank ass chronic shit
EDUCATED MUSIC FAN: I'd rather save my money and watch a Phish DVD. And Perpetual Groove's light show is way more impressive than their music.

by EonBlue987 January 14, 2009

Perpetual Ice Girl

PIG is an acronym meaning "Perpetual Ice Girl." A PIG is a babe who seems to always have a look on her face as if she is pissed-off and usually, when approached, she acts annoyed possibly because of the fact that she knows of her status as a babe. Usually the only chance approaching one of these women with the intent to get in good with her is to try and complain about something whilst in her presence. If she feels like she can help, maybe she will put in her two cents and feel like she has accomplished something. You have established a rapport. She will undoubtedly have "hand" (the upper hand, an idea which may require its own explanation). Only after some time will a person be able to gain hand over a PIG which is the only way to maintain a relationship with respect to these women. In nearly all cases, going to any lengths to acquire a PIG for any purpose (meaningful or purely superficial) is simply not worth the time, effort, mental anguish and eventual unbearable embarrassment.

"Holy shit dude! That babe over there is such a fucking PIG (perpetual ice girl)!" I wouldn't touch that shit with a 30 foot pole.

by socratesnow April 23, 2009

perpetual victim

A person who is constantly crying, even long after their crying has caused them to be given what they want by an overindulgent guardian.

After effortlessly ramming through the least popular and least qualified Supreme Court Justice in history, the perpetual victims of the Republican Party continued portraying themselves as under siege by a left-wing mob.

by Catty McGee October 9, 2018