Mrs. Purchase

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.

Damn baby you can be my Mrs. Purchase.

See that girl over there? That's my new Mrs. Purchase

by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017

purchase pleasure

The hopeful result of "Retail Therapy"

Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!

by BackInBlack60 July 7, 2010

purchase

download from the Internet

I've purchased the software...
Did you purchase that song yet?

by lol omg seriousweh September 25, 2005

Louisiana purchase

A term used when you purchase, acquire or collect a large amount of items.

"You won't believe this louisiana purchase I just got!"

by [HotPocket] October 24, 2018

purchase cuddle

To celebrate a purchase of some choice item similar to a post coital cuddle.

I scored a Wii and celebrated with a purchase cuddle cell phone call to my bro.

by severehead December 20, 2008

Lousiana Purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.

Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me.

by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008

purchase college

"A close-minded, self centered social club, its just a meaningles fad. A bunch of chickenshit conformists."

Puchase college is a bunch of Yippies that think its cool to be artist. Purchase college equals TRENDY ART FAGS. DESECRATION OF ART.

by purchase college student voice April 18, 2008