Penger

Attractive female, a lady who the average male would die to have sexual intercourse with.

That girl over there is a penger.
Where are all the pengers at.

by Daniel Mairi May 22, 2018

pengers and smeagols

the equivalent of saying, "It's all good!" It is only used in the most extreme of circumstances.

"Yea, my wife just died, my sister fell down at work, my baby was just stolen, and I totally was forced to eat someones poo today but....its all pengers and smeagols! :)"

by Derk July 7, 2004

Hen-Pegged

1. Under the thumb of your wife or girlfriend.
2. Nagged by the Wife or Girlfriend

You are getting nagged by the wife

"He gets hen-pegged all the time"

by MrBren January 7, 2010

Penedate

(A combination of ‘penetrate’ and ‘date’.)

1) the act of having sex with a partner without actually dating.
2) Similar to a booty call, typically a penedate starts after midnight where one, or both, parties have been drinking and get the urge to have sex. Typically, they are friends-with-benefits.
similar word: PENEDATER: A man who does not go out on dates but does meet up with a woman, usually late at night, to have sex.

“OK fellas, I have to go as soon as happy hour is over. I have a penedate.”

by Williedog33 August 17, 2009

pengeance

Vengeance with a pen

Vengeance by shoving a pen into any hole in the body of the victim. Bleeding must occur inside the hole which the pen is being shoved, if not it is just a weird way to commit revenge.

LEADER: What do we want!?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Pengeance!
LEADER: When do we want it!?
EVERYBODY ELSE: Now!

by NJDevil January 9, 2011

pengeleng

when someone is so peng, you have to add an extra leng on the end

damnnn tracy is looking mighty pengelengeleng today

by poopooqueenofleng June 20, 2016

Pengers

The State Of Something Being Better Than Peng, Where Peng Then Becomes Pengers

That's So Pengers My G!

by Yo-Roast-Them Creator February 27, 2020